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Archive · October 30, 2025

NBA Star LeBron James Retires to Become Professional Hide-and-Seek Champion, Evades Defenders One Last Time
After dominating basketball, James takes his elusive skills to the playground, leaving fans wondering if he'll ever be found again.
NBA Star LeBron James Retires to Become Professional Hide-and-Seek Champion, Evades Defenders One Last Time
Elephant Herd Masters TikTok, Goes Viral with Trunk Dances Outshining Human Influencers
African elephants form a dance troupe, racking up millions of views and sponsorships, proving pachyderms are the new kings of social media.
Taylor Swift's New Album Drops, Causing Global Economy to Swiftly Recover from Fan Spending Spree
Swifties empty wallets faster than concert tickets sell out, boosting GDP while leaving economists humming 'Shake It Off' in confusion.
Biden's Latest Gaffe: Mistakes Oval Office for Ice Cream Parlor, Orders Double Scoop of Diplomacy
President Biden's mix-up leads to unexpected foreign policy wins as world leaders bond over sprinkles and world peace.
Apple's New iBrain Implant Promises to Make You Smarter, or at Least Stop You from Forgetting Passwords
In a bold move, Apple unveils a neural chip that syncs your thoughts with iCloud, because who needs privacy when you can remember where you parked?
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