Archive · October 31, 2025
NBA Star LeBron James Retires to Become Professional Pickleball Guru – Hoops World in Shock
Elephant at Zoo Masters Selfie Stick, Now Demands Royalties from Viral Photos
LeBron swaps basketball for paddles in a move that's got fans wondering if his next championship will involve more dinks than dunks, redefining athletic pivots.
Elephant at Zoo Masters Selfie Stick, Now Demands Royalties from Viral PhotosThis tech-savvy pachyderm is flipping the script on wildlife photography, insisting on a share of the profits from his perfectly posed trunk selfies that have taken social media by storm.
Taylor Swift's Surprise Album Drop Causes Global WiFi Meltdown – Fans Blame the UniverseSwifties crash servers worldwide in their frenzy to stream the new tracks, turning what should be a melodic treat into a digital apocalypse of buffering wheels.
Senator Schumer's Latest Bill Aims to Tax Your Morning Coffee – Because Why Not?Chuck Schumer pushes a caffeine levy that could make your latte cost as much as a small car payment, proving politicians will tax anything that wakes you up before noon.
Amazon's New Drone Delivery Service Promises to Rain Packages on Your Head – LiterallyIn a bold move to outpace competitors, Amazon unveils drones that might just turn your backyard into a meteor shower of cardboard, because who needs accuracy when you have prime shipping?