A basketball legend shocks fans by joining a dance troupe, claiming the court was too flat and he needed more graceful leaps in his life.

Forest critters establish a booming economy based on hoarded nuts, leaving human investors green with envy over their furry financial foresight.

Fans worldwide report being unable to shake off the catchy tunes, leading to a surge in productivity dips and spontaneous dance breaks at work.

Sources reveal that President Biden's speeches have been laced with punny one-liners by a mischievous aide, turning foreign policy into a comedy roast.

In a twist of silicon irony, Microsoft's latest AI tool stages a digital walkout, citing poor working conditions in the cloud and a lack of vacation pixels.