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Archive · November 3, 2025

Tom Brady Retires Again, This Time from Retirement Announcements
The quarterback legend swears off comebacks for good, but fans bet he'll be back on the field by next Tuesday.
Tom Brady Retires Again, This Time from Retirement Announcements
Rebellious Koalas Stage Sit-In, Demand More Eucalyptus and Less Tourists
Australian koalas band together in a eucalyptus grove, protesting human encroachment with adorable but firm leaf-chewing defiance.
Taylor Swift's New Album Drops, Causing Global Economy to Swiftly Recover
Swift's latest release boosts stock markets worldwide, proving once again that heartbreak anthems are the real stimulus package.
Biden's Latest Gaffe: Declares War on His Own Teleprompter
President Biden accidentally challenges his speech aid to a duel during a press conference, leaving aides scrambling to explain the mix-up.
Apple's New iBrain Implant Promises to Make You Smarter, or at Least Think You Are
In a bold move, Apple unveils a neural chip that syncs with your thoughts, but critics warn it might just turn users into walking ads for overpriced fruit.
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