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Archive · November 4, 2025

NBA Star LeBron James Invents New Dunk: The 'Retirement Fake-Out' to Keep Fans on Edge
James pulls off a slam that mimics hanging up his jersey, only to reveal it's all a ploy to boost ticket sales for his 'one more season' tour.
NBA Star LeBron James Invents New Dunk: The 'Retirement Fake-Out' to Keep Fans on Edge
Rebellious Squirrels Stage Nut Hoarding Protest, Demand Better Acorn Rights from Urban Parks
A furry uprising in Central Park sees squirrels unionizing against human interference, complete with tiny picket signs and demands for premium oak trees.
Taylor Swift's Concert Tour Turns into Spontaneous Therapy Session for Overzealous Fans
Swift's latest show devolves into group counseling as fans share life stories mid-song, prompting the pop star to charge extra for emotional support.
President Biden's Latest Gaffe: Declares War on His Own Teleprompter During Live Address
While attempting to discuss foreign policy, Biden hilariously battles his script-reading device, leading to an impromptu declaration of independence from autocue tyranny.
Apple's New iBrain Implant Promises to Make Thinking Obsolete, Users Rejoice in Mindless Bliss
In a bold move, Apple unveils a device that directly interfaces with the brain, ensuring you'll never have an original thought again without paying a subscription fee.
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