In a stunning display of pachyderm power, the elephants at the local zoo have officially formed a union, dubbing themselves the United Trunk Workers of America (UTWA). Sources say the movement started when Big Bertha, the matriarch of the herd, got fed up with the daily grind of lifting tourists for selfies without so much as a thank-you peanut.

The demands are as hefty as the elephants themselves: hazard pay in the form of premium peanuts for every trunk lift, unlimited access to spa-like mud baths, and better quality hay that's not 'last week's leftovers,' according to union spokesperson Tusker McTusk. 'We're not just attractions; we're artists,' Tusker trumpeted during a press conference held in the enclosure.

Zoo management was caught off guard, with the director admitting they thought the elephants' recent trunk-waving was just enthusiastic waving hello. Now, with the herd on strike, visitors are left staring at empty enclosures, wondering if the monkeys will unionize next for banana bonuses.

Negotiations have been tense, involving mediators from the local wildlife labor board. One elephant reportedly sprayed water at a zoo executive who suggested 'performance-based incentives' instead of straight-up peanuts. 'That's not how you water down demands!' the executive yelped, dripping wet.

Supporters have rallied outside the zoo gates, holding signs like 'No Peanuts, No Peace' and 'Trunks Up for Rights!' Even some giraffes from the neighboring exhibit have shown solidarity by refusing to stretch their necks for photo ops, though their union efforts are still in the early, wobbly stages.

Critics argue this could set a dangerous precedent for other zoo animals. 'What's next? Lions demanding organic antelope meat?' grumbled one zookeeper. But the elephants remain steadfast, vowing to keep their trunks crossed until their contract is as solid as their hides.

As the strike drags on, the zoo has resorted to playing elephant documentaries on loop to entertain disappointed kids. Meanwhile, the UTWA is already planning their first annual picnic, complete with hayrides and peanut butter wrestling – because why not add some fun to the fight for fair treatment?