In a bold pivot from their usual explosion-filled escapades, Marvel Studios has unveiled 'Avengers: Infinite Therapy Sessions,' a film where Earth's mightiest heroes trade punches for psychoanalysis. Gone are the days of battling intergalactic threats; now, it's all about battling inner demons over chamomile tea. Critics are calling it the most groundbreaking superhero movie since someone decided capes were fashionable.

The plot centers on Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, leading a support group for traumatized superheroes. Picture this: Stark in a circle of folding chairs, confessing his daddy issues while Captain America nods empathetically, sharing his own struggles with adjusting to modern dating apps. 'It's not about the suit,' Stark quips, 'it's about the emotional baggage inside.'

Thor, the God of Thunder, gets his own subplot delving into hammer-related insecurities. 'Mjolnir isn't just a weapon; it's a metaphor for my unresolved abandonment fears,' he thunders during a one-on-one session with a bespectacled therapist who looks suspiciously like Loki in disguise. Fans are eating it up, or at least pretending to while secretly yearning for a good old-fashioned alien invasion.

Black Widow and Hawkeye team up for couples therapy, unpacking the emotional toll of their on-again, off-again spy flings. 'We've dodged bullets, but dodging feelings? That's the real mission impossible,' Black Widow deadpans. Meanwhile, the Hulk attends anger management classes, learning to 'smash' his problems with words instead of fists—though he still turns green when the Wi-Fi cuts out.

Marvel executives are banking on this emotional rollercoaster to rake in billions, arguing that audiences are tired of mindless action and crave depth. 'Who needs Thanos when you've got therapy bills?' joked Kevin Feige at the premiere. Early reviews praise the film's heartfelt moments, but some fans complain it's more tearjerker than blockbuster. Still, with a post-credits scene teasing 'Avengers: Group Hug,' the franchise's future looks cuddly.

Not everyone is convinced. Die-hard action fans have started petitions for a return to form, chanting 'More booms, less glooms!' But in Hollywood's therapy-obsessed culture, this might just be the hit that heals the box office blues.