In a plot twist that's more predictable than a Marvel sequel, Hollywood's latest blockbuster dives headfirst into the glamorous world of celebrity hypocrisy. Titled 'Eco-Hypocrites: The Jet Set Saga,' the film follows a group of A-listers who preach about saving the planet while their carbon footprints stomp all over it like Godzilla on a rampage.

Directed by the fictional auteur Greta Thunberg's long-lost cousin, the movie stars Leonardo DiCaprio as Captain Planet's evil twin, who jets off to climate summits in his private plane, only to lecture the masses on recycling their soda cans. The irony is thicker than the smog over Los Angeles, and audiences are eating it up with a side of organic, fair-trade popcorn.

Not to be outdone, the supporting cast includes Emma Stone as a vegan activist who flies her entourage to exotic retreats, burning fuel equivalent to a small nation's annual output. Her character's catchphrase? 'Do as I say, not as I do,' delivered with a wink and a sip from a single-use plastic water bottle.

The film's climax features a dramatic confrontation at the Oscars, where celebrities arrive in electric limos but depart in gas-guzzling jets. Critics are raving, calling it 'a mirror to society's double standards,' while real-life stars are reportedly boycotting it—probably from the comfort of their mega-yachts.

Behind the scenes, the production team went green by using recycled scripts from old rom-coms, proving that even satire can pretend to care. But let's be real: if this movie changes anything, it'll be the record for most private jet miles logged during promotional tours.

Ultimately, 'Eco-Hypocrites' reminds us that in Hollywood, saving the Earth is just another role to play—preferably one that comes with a hefty paycheck and zero actual lifestyle changes. Roll credits on reality, folks.