In a bold move that's shaking up the world of endurance sports, a group of marathon runners has launched a petition demanding the right to hail an Uber after the 10-mile mark. Calling themselves 'The Sensible Striders,' the group claims that the traditional 26.2-mile slog is an outdated relic from a time when people didn't have smartphones or a healthy fear of blisters.

Petition organizer and self-proclaimed 'casual jogger' Karen Blisterfoot explained, 'Look, we've got the technology. Why suffer through the wall when you can just tap an app and get a lift? It's not cheating; it's evolution.' The petition, which has garnered over 5,000 signatures—mostly from people who've never run more than to the fridge—proposes designated Uber pickup zones at mile 10, complete with complimentary energy gels and a judgment-free atmosphere.

Race officials are reportedly baffled, with one anonymous Boston Marathon director muttering, 'Next they'll want drone-delivered pizzas at mile 15. Where does it end? Teleportation to the finish line?' But supporters argue it's about inclusivity, pointing out that not everyone has the time or the masochistic streak to train for months just to collapse in a heap of regret.

Critics, including elite runners who actually enjoy the pain, have dubbed the idea 'Uber-lazy' and a threat to the sport's integrity. 'If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the spandex,' sneered triathlete Brock Ironman, who claims to have run marathons in his sleep. Still, the petition has sparked a heated debate on social media, with hashtags like #UberTheWall and #MarathonCheat trending alongside memes of runners lounging in luxury sedans while sipping lattes.

In a surprising twist, Uber has expressed interest, with a spokesperson saying, 'We're all about disrupting industries. Why not disrupt shin splints?' The company is even floating ideas for a 'Marathon Mode' feature, offering surge pricing discounts for runners who can prove they've at least attempted the first 10 miles without crying.

As the petition gains momentum, some races are considering pilot programs. The New York City Marathon might test 'hybrid' options next year, allowing participants to run, walk, or ride-share their way to glory. 'It's the future,' Blisterfoot insists. 'Soon, finishing a marathon will be as easy as ordering takeout.'

Of course, not everyone's on board. Purists warn that this could lead to the downfall of athletic achievement, predicting a world where gold medals are awarded for the best carpool karaoke during the ride. But for now, The Sensible Striders are lacing up their sneakers—and downloading the Uber app—just in case.