In a press conference yesterday, President Current took the podium, armed with charts and a striking resemblance to a disgruntled parent, to express his frustration with the previous administration's lingering 'mess.'

“We inherited a laundry list of issues—quite literally,” he remarked, gesturing over his shoulder as if a rogue sock might tumble down from the ceiling. “The last administration never managed to properly address anything, especially their laundry.”

The President then pivoted to economic woes, saying, “Let’s talk about inflation. You think rising prices are just a coincidence? It’s like they thought extending a budget was as simple as extending an olive branch—except nobody wants their groceries laced with bitterness.”

Adding fuel to the fire, he blamed high gas prices on “the last guy’s decision to ignore renewable energy,” which led to the current predicament where even his morning commute feels like a reality show challenge called ‘Find the Cheapest Gas.’

When asked about the previous President's infamous Twitter rants, Current quipped, “I wish I could say we’re past that era, but every time I see a trending hashtag, my heart sinks like I just peeked into the dryer for another missing sock.”

With the pressure mounting and the public's patience wearing thin, the President assured supporters, “I promise, I’ll do my best to fix this. But first, can someone help me get to the bottom of my laundry pile?”

As the conference wrapped up, pundits were left wondering if the President would ever stop looking back. “At this rate,” one analysts remarked, “we might as well rename the administration to ‘Still Not Over It’—grab the popcorn!”