In a move that's got Washington humming tunes instead of crunching numbers, Senator Elizabeth Warren unveiled her groundbreaking tax reform plan yesterday. Dubbed 'Sing for Your Supper,' the proposal aims to abolish all federal income taxes and replace them with mandatory karaoke nights. According to Warren, this isn't just about dodging the IRS—it's about fostering national unity through off-key renditions of classic hits.

Under the plan, every American over the age of 18 would be required to perform at least one karaoke session per quarter. High earners might face multiple performances, with songs escalating in difficulty based on income brackets. 'Imagine belting out 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to offset your capital gains,' Warren enthused during her press conference. 'It's not taxation without representation—it's taxation with participation!'

Critics from across the aisle were quick to chime in, with some Republicans labeling it a 'tone-deaf disaster.' Senator Mitch McConnell reportedly muttered, 'I'd rather pay double taxes than sing 'My Heart Will Go On' in public.' Meanwhile, progressive allies praised the idea for its inclusivity, suggesting accommodations for the vocally challenged, like auto-tune allowances for seniors.

The economic rationale? Warren claims karaoke builds character and pitch, potentially boosting productivity through stress relief and communal bonding. Economists are scratching their heads, but one think tank estimated that national GDP could rise by 2% from sheer entertainment value alone. 'Forget stimulus checks,' said an anonymous advisor. 'This is stimulus symphonies.'

Public reaction has been a mixed melody. Social media exploded with memes of tone-deaf taxpayers warbling their way out of debt, while introverts launched petitions for exemptions. One viral tweet read: 'I'd sell my soul to the devil before karaoke—wait, isn't that a song?' On the flip side, extroverts are already forming karaoke unions to negotiate better song selections.

If passed, the bill could face Supreme Court scrutiny over whether forcing 'Livin' on a Prayer' constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. But Warren remains optimistic, ending her speech with a mic-drop performance of 'We Are the Champions.' As America tunes up, one thing's clear: tax season just got a whole lot more harmonious—or hilariously horrific.