In a move that's equal parts genius and group hug, Taylor Swift has announced the latest addition to her blockbuster Eras Tour: mandatory therapy sessions for fans reeling from the post-concert emotional hangover. Because nothing says 'shake it off' like a licensed professional helping you process why you're sobbing over 'All Too Well' in a stadium parking lot.

Swift's team revealed that starting next month, every ticket holder will be funneled into pop-up therapy tents immediately after the show. 'We've seen the tears, the existential dread, the sudden urge to text exes,' said a tour spokesperson. 'It's time to turn those blues into breakthroughs – or at least into a good cry with snacks.'

Fans, or Swifties as they're affectionately known, have mixed reactions. Some are thrilled, posting TikToks of themselves practicing their therapy speeches. 'Finally, someone to validate my theory that 'Cardigan' is about my high school breakup,' gushed one devotee. Others worry it's just another way for Swift to collect data on their deepest insecurities for her next album.

The therapy sessions will be led by counselors trained in 'Swiftian Psychology,' a made-up field that combines pop lyrics with actual mental health practices. Expect exercises like journaling to 'Blank Space' or group chants of 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together' to affirm boundaries. And yes, friendship bracelets are encouraged as coping mechanisms.

Critics argue this is overkill, but Swift isn't backing down. 'My fans give so much energy; it's only fair to give back,' she said in a statement, probably while sipping tea from a cat-shaped mug. Rumor has it, repeat attendees get loyalty points toward a free session with Taylor herself – or at least a hologram version.

Industry experts predict this could revolutionize concerts everywhere. Imagine therapy booths at heavy metal shows for mosh pit regrets or at EDM festivals for glow stick-induced epiphanies. Swift, ever the trailblazer, might just be starting a trend where emotional support is as essential as overpriced merch.

Of course, not everyone's buying in. One skeptical fan tweeted, 'I came for the music, not to unpack my childhood trauma to 'Love Story.' But hey, if it means fewer post-show meltdowns in Ubers, maybe it's worth it.

As the Eras Tour continues to dominate the globe, one thing's clear: Taylor Swift isn't just selling tickets; she's selling salvation from the void. So grab your tissues, your tickets, and your unresolved issues – therapy awaits.