In a move that's equal parts genius and hilariously over-the-top, Taylor Swift has announced that her latest concert tour will feature mandatory therapy sessions for fans deemed 'overly obsessed.' Sources close to the singer say it's all about preventing emotional meltdowns during her infamous breakup ballads. Because nothing says 'fun night out' like pausing the show for a quick cry and a couch session.

Picture this: You're belting out 'All Too Well' at the top of your lungs, tears streaming down your face, when suddenly, a team of therapists descends from the rafters like emotional superheroes. 'Swifties, it's time for your mental health break!' they'll announce, handing out tissues and probing questions about your ex. Swift herself reportedly came up with the idea after noticing fans fainting from sheer heartbreak vibes during rehearsals.

Fan reactions have been mixed, but mostly enthusiastic in that obsessive way only Swifties can pull off. 'Finally, someone understands my pain!' tweeted one devotee, while another joked, 'Does this mean I get a discount on my therapy bills? Asking for a friend who's me.' Critics, however, worry it might turn concerts into group therapy marathons, with encores delayed by deep dives into childhood traumas.

A fake psychologist we made up for this article, Dr. Melody Heartstrings, praised the initiative: 'Taylor is revolutionizing pop music by integrating mental health care. It's like if Freud opened for Beyoncé.' But not everyone's on board—some fans are plotting to fake normalcy to skip the sessions and get straight to the merch line.

The therapy breaks will include activities like 'Exorcise Your Ex' journaling and 'Bad Blood Breathing Exercises.' Swift promises it'll make the show more interactive, though we're betting it'll just lead to longer bathroom lines as everyone processes their feelings. Who knew attending a concert could count as self-care?

In true Taylor fashion, the sessions will be themed around her albums. Feeling 'Fearless'? Talk about first loves. Stuck in 'Red' rage? Vent it out. And for the 'Folklore' fans, there might even be some interpretive dance therapy. It's unclear if insurance covers this, but hey, it's cheaper than a real therapist.

Industry insiders speculate this could set a trend. Imagine Kanye West tours with anger management classes or Adele concerts with mandatory hanky distribution. Swift's move might just save the music industry from a wave of post-concert depressions—or at least give fans something to laugh about on the way home.