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Archive · November 5, 2025

NBA Star LeBron James Retires to Become Professional Pickleball Commentator
Basketball legend shocks fans by hanging up his sneakers for a microphone, claiming pickleball is the 'real future of athletic drama' in a bizarre career pivot.
NBA Star LeBron James Retires to Become Professional Pickleball Commentator
Rebellious Squirrels Form Union, Demand Better Acorn Wages from Urban Parks
In a nutty turn of events, city squirrels organize a protest against low nut supplies, picketing with tiny signs and disrupting picnics across the nation.
Taylor Swift's Surprise Album Drop Causes Global WiFi Outages as Fans Swarm Servers
Swifties overload the internet in a frenzy over the pop star's unannounced release, proving once again that her music is more powerful than any cybersecurity measure.
Biden's Latest Gaffe: Accidentally Declares War on His Own Coffee Machine During Press Briefing
President Biden's slip-up turns a routine morning update into a caffeinated catastrophe, leaving aides scrambling to explain why the White House is now at odds with kitchen appliances.
Apple's New iBrain Implant Promises to Make You Smarter, But Only If You Pay the Subscription Fee
In a bold move that has tech enthusiasts questioning their sanity, Apple unveils a brain chip that enhances cognition but requires a monthly payment to avoid turning users into forgetful zombies.
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