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Archive · November 12, 2025

Size Matters: New Pill Enlarges Only for the Pallid and Privileged
In a stunning display of targeted marketing gone awry, a pharmaceutical giant releases a miracle drug that's as selective as a country club membership.
Size Matters: New Pill Enlarges Only for the Pallid and Privileged
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