Archive · October 2, 2025
NBA Star LeBron James Retires to Become Professional Pickleball Influencer
Rebellious Koalas Stage Sit-In at Eucalyptus Farm, Demanding Better Leaf Quality
After dominating basketball, James pivots to pickleball, claiming it's the real future of sports and not just a midlife crisis hobby.

Australian koalas unionize in a fluffy protest against subpar foliage, leaving zookeepers scratching their heads and marsupials munching triumphantly.
Taylor Swift's Latest Album Drops, Featuring Songs About Breakups with AI BoyfriendsSwift's new tracks explore the heartbreak of dating chatbots, proving even pop stars can't escape the robot apocalypse.
President Harris Announces Bold Plan to Tax Billionaires, Starting with Her Own Vice President's Yacht CollectionKamala Harris's new fiscal policy hilariously targets the ultra-wealthy, but insiders whisper it might just be a ploy to upgrade the White House pool.
Microsoft's New AI Assistant Promises to Fix Your Life, But Only If You Surrender Your Soul FirstIn a bold move that's totally not creepy, Microsoft's latest AI vows to organize your emails while subtly judging your life choices.