Archive · October 4, 2025

Squirrels Invent New Nut-Hiding Technique: Outsmarting Humans Since Forever
In a plot twist from the animal kingdom, squirrels show us who's really in charge, one buried acorn at a time.
Squirrels Invent New Nut-Hiding Technique: Outsmarting Humans Since Forever
Celebrity Divorce Drama: Because True Love Lasts as Long as a TikTok Trend
Hollywood's latest split has fans divided, but one thing's clear – the drama is more entertaining than the movies themselves.
Latest AI Breakthrough: Now It Can Write Bad Jokes Better Than Humans
Tech giants claim AI is evolving, but critics say it's just stealing our jobs and our punchlines one algorithm at a time.
World Series Champion's Secret: Steroids or Just Really Good Coffee?
As the team celebrates, conspiracy theories abound, but let's be real, it's probably the coffee – or is it?
President's New Tax Plan: Because Who Needs Money When You Have Good Intentions?
In a bold move, the administration proposes taxes that somehow benefit everyone except the rich – wait, that's not how math works.
Tom Brady Retires Again, This Time to Coach His Own Clones in Backyard League
The NFL legend steps away from the spotlight to mentor genetically engineered mini-mes in a bizarre bid for eternal gridiron glory.
Rebellious Squirrels Launch Acorn Rebellion Against Suburban Lawns
A gang of furry bandits in Ohio stages a nutty uprising, demanding equal rights to backyard territories and unlimited bird feeders.
Taylor Swift's New Album Drops, Causing Global Economy to Swiftly Recover from Boredom
Swifties rejoice as the pop star's latest release single-handedly boosts streaming stocks and fan fiction output worldwide.
Biden's Nap Time Declared National Holiday, Sparking Bipartisan Snooze Fest
President Biden's afternoon siesta gets official status, uniting Democrats and Republicans in a rare moment of collective yawning.
Apple's Latest iPhone Promises to Read Your Mind, But Only to Sell You More Accessories
In a groundbreaking reveal, Apple's new device claims psychic powers, ensuring you'll never escape their ecosystem of overpriced gadgets.