In a move that's got everyone wondering if corporate loyalty is as fleeting as a tennis ball's bounce, Nike parts ways with the tennis legend amid controversy.

Williams' digital doppelganger promises to yell motivational phrases from your phone, because actually playing tennis is so last decade.

A gang of furry bandits has unionized against unfair tree distribution, leaving park-goers nutless and authorities scratching their heads.

In this eco-friendly flop, caped crusaders battle climate change with compost bins, proving that not all heroes wear capes—some just sort their plastics.

After decades in politics, McConnell plans to trade filibusters for slow-motion shell-dwelling, claiming it's the natural next step in his evolutionary journey.

In a bold move, Microsoft's latest AI vows to organize your groceries while subtly judging your snack choices, because who needs privacy when you have convenience?