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Archive · October 3, 2025

Tom Brady Retires Again, This Time to Pursue Career as Professional Napper
The NFL legend calls it quits for the umpteenth time, citing exhaustion from counting his Super Bowl rings in his sleep.
Tom Brady Retires Again, This Time to Pursue Career as Professional Napper
Rebellious Squirrels Stage Nut Heist, Outsmart Park Rangers with Acorn Disguises
A gang of crafty squirrels turns a city park into their personal buffet, leaving experts baffled and trees suspiciously bare.
Taylor Swift's New Album Drops, Fans Riot Over Lack of Hidden Messages About Her Cats
Swifties are up in arms as the pop star's latest release focuses on love instead of feline conspiracy theories, sparking global disappointment.
Biden's Latest Gaffe: Mistakes Oval Office for Ice Cream Parlor, Demands Sprinkles on Foreign Policy
President Biden's mix-up during a press briefing leaves diplomats wondering if world peace comes with a cherry on top.
Microsoft's New AI Assistant Promises to Fix Your Life, But Only If You Surrender Your Soul First
In a bold move that has users questioning their privacy settings, Microsoft's latest AI vows to organize your emails while subtly judging your life choices.
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