Archive · September 29, 2025
NBA Star Dunks So Hard, He Shatters Backboard and Local Zoning Laws
Squirrels Launch Acorn Stock Market, Outperform Wall Street in Nutty Boom
LeBron James' gravity-defying slam leads to unexpected city council debates on arena height restrictions.

Furry financiers hoard and trade, leaving human brokers scratching their heads over bushy-tailed success.
Taylor Swift's New Album Drops, Causes Global Earworm PandemicFans worldwide report uncontrollable humming as Swift's tunes infiltrate playlists and dreams alike.
President Harris Declares War on Stubbed Toes, Deploys National Guard to Furniture StoresVice President turned President Harris takes a stand against household hazards, promising a toe-safe America by 2026.
Google's Quantum Computer Accidentally Solves World Hunger, But Only for PixelsIn a bizarre twist, Google's latest quantum leap feeds virtual avatars while real humans stare at empty plates.