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Archive · September 29, 2025

NBA Star Dunks So Hard, He Shatters Backboard and Local Zoning Laws
LeBron James' gravity-defying slam leads to unexpected city council debates on arena height restrictions.
NBA Star Dunks So Hard, He Shatters Backboard and Local Zoning Laws
Squirrels Launch Acorn Stock Market, Outperform Wall Street in Nutty Boom
Furry financiers hoard and trade, leaving human brokers scratching their heads over bushy-tailed success.
Taylor Swift's New Album Drops, Causes Global Earworm Pandemic
Fans worldwide report uncontrollable humming as Swift's tunes infiltrate playlists and dreams alike.
President Harris Declares War on Stubbed Toes, Deploys National Guard to Furniture Stores
Vice President turned President Harris takes a stand against household hazards, promising a toe-safe America by 2026.
Google's Quantum Computer Accidentally Solves World Hunger, But Only for Pixels
In a bizarre twist, Google's latest quantum leap feeds virtual avatars while real humans stare at empty plates.
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