Tom Brady's successor quits gridiron glory for competitive eating circuits, claiming the real MVPs are mustard and buns.

Australian marsupials unionize for fresher foliage, halting production and leaving zookeepers to negotiate with tiny picket signs.

Economists baffled as Swift's latest tracks inexplicably boost stock markets, proving pop music is the real stimulus package.

President Biden accidentally turns international tensions into a viral TikTok challenge, leaving world leaders scratching their heads.

In a bold move to monetize human cognition, Apple unveils a neural chip that enhances IQ but requires monthly payments or it dumbs you down.