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Archive · October 7, 2025

Tennis Pro Wins Match by Serving Actual Tea, Opponent Spills the Beans
In a steamy upset, the athlete's literal interpretation of 'serving' leads to a forfeit over spilled Earl Grey.
Tennis Pro Wins Match by Serving Actual Tea, Opponent Spills the Beans
Giraffes Launch High-Fashion Line, Necks Extended for Runway Dominance
Spotted in designer spots, these long-necked models tower over the competition, promising scarves that actually fit.
Taylor Swift's New Album Features Duet with Her Cat, Critics Purr in Approval
The pop star's feline collaboration hits all the high notes, leaving fans wondering if whiskers are the new auto-tune.
Senator Schumer Proposes Bill to Tax Excessive Eye-Rolling at Press Conferences
In a move to fund democracy, the Senate leader targets sarcastic journalists and bored interns with a new sarcasm surcharge.
Microsoft's Latest Update Turns Computers into Conspiracy Theorists
Users report their PCs now auto-complete emails with wild theories about moon landings, courtesy of Bing's overzealous AI.
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