In a thrilling finale, the world champion irons a perfect crease mid-freefall, proving that laundry day can be an adrenaline rush if you add enough altitude.

A coalition of bushy-tailed activists has formed the first rodent labor union, picketing parks nationwide for fair nut distribution and heated tree hollows during cold snaps.

Starring a cast of overripe fruits, this film explores the cutthroat world of millennial breakfast trends, complete with dramatic slow-motion smashes and existential crisps.

Senator Bob from Wyoming proposes a revolutionary fiscal policy where citizens belt out 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to fund the government, claiming it will boost morale and federal revenue simultaneously.

In a groundbreaking reveal, Apple's latest gadget vows to turn your inner monologue into app notifications, ensuring you'll never forget to buy milk again—unless it's a controversial opinion.