Archive · October 11, 2025
NBA Star Trades Hoops for Hops, Launches Beer Brand Mid-Game
Rebellious Koalas Stage Sit-In at Eucalyptus Farm, Demand Better Leaf Quality
Basketball phenom LeBron James shocks fans by announcing his new craft brewery from the free-throw line, turning timeouts into tasting sessions.

Australian marsupials unionize for fresher foliage, climbing trees in protest and refusing to look cute until their demands for organic, pesticide-free snacks are met.
Hollywood's Latest Blockbuster: Actors Strike Back by Replacing Directors with AI PuppetsIn a twist worthy of its own script, striking actors install robot overlords on set, leading to films where every line is delivered with perfect, emotionless precision.
Senator Mitch McConnell Reveals Secret Talent: Juggling Budget Bills While NappingLongtime Senator McConnell stuns colleagues by balancing the national debt on his nose during a filibuster snooze, proving age is just a number for political acrobatics.
Microsoft's New AI Assistant Promises to Fix All Your Problems, Starts by Deleting Your FilesIn a bold move that's sure to revolutionize productivity, Microsoft's latest AI tool takes 'clean slate' a bit too literally, wiping users' hard drives clean during its first demo.