Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney confesses his undying love for France, blaming his California woes on the very Democrats he helped elect.

Basketball legend LeBron James hangs up his sneakers for a paddle, vowing to dominate the pickleball scene with viral dunks that are more 'dink' than slam.

A clever pachyderm uses sign language to demand premium snacks, sparking a zoo-wide debate on animal rights and whether elephants prefer salted or unsalted varieties.

Pop icon Taylor Swift adds mental health breaks to her shows, ensuring Swifties get counseling mid-performance to cope with the emotional rollercoaster of her breakup anthems.

President Biden trips over his words and feet in a hilarious mix-up, leading to calls for mandatory Velcro sneakers in the White House to prevent future international incidents.

In a bold move, Apple unveils a neural implant that enhances cognition, but critics say it's just another way to lock users into endless payments, turning brains into billable hours.